Why I should not wear fake lashes

2o.o5.1o
Hi Hi =DSo today is Thursday.
I entered class earlier than my lecturer again this morning lol.
Phewwwwwwwwww.........
Days when i leave early from my house, there will be no jam & i'll be super early.
Days when i leave a lil later, it WILL be jam + i WILL be late..
Watthecrap..
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Anyways,
now imma show you
WHY I SHOULD NOT WEAR FAKE LASHES!
lol.
So here's the BEFORE..Dont laugh laaaaa, i know my forehead is super huge lol.
I had to pin up my hair else it will be blocking my eyes.
Ok now prepare to laugh..
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AFTER..
TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I laughed so hard when i look at my own picture lol!
..because i think i look darn funny + i look like some ah gua(shemale) hahahahah!
Or maybe my editing skills just aint that good laa lol!
I havent tried on fake lashes for real(i have a pair at home but i can never wear them properly so i gave up trying FTS), at least i roughly know how i'll look like now lol.
I'll look like a joke to you lol.
Others look totally fine with fake lashes & somehow i just look so weird with it O_O maybe im just not used to it since i DONT wear it at all.
So here's what i've edited in the picture:
+ smoother complexion
+ darker & trimmed eyebrows
+ larger eyes
+ upper fake lashes
+ lower fake lashes
+ glitter eyeliners
+ sharper nose
+ thinner face
(The one thing that i cant edit is my lips.. Everytime i try to colour my lips, i'll end up looking like Joker from Batman LOL. Blurred the background too so you'll be more focused on my looks lol.)

Yeap, thats what i've edited.
See the wonders of photo editing tools!
Some people likes to photoshop their pics to make themselves look oh-so-super-pretty..
But whats the point of looking oh-so-super-pretty when im just gona go out looking like my first picture, the not-so-pretty me lol..
Plus people who usually do that wont post up their original picture.
Anyways this is just to entertain you people laa...
Haters pls dont use the above pic to blackmail me T___T LOL.
Ok,
here's a better one.
Without all the fake lashes & eyeliners. Wahhhh, i must achieve that kinda thin face lol!
So how do i have a thin face??
(Look at my original pic, my face is super round lor =_=)
Teach me pls if you know how to.
ok thx in advance lol.
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Ok heres another pic that i've edited for fun :)
The BEFORE...AFTER!I've made my picture brighter & i've added all the cartoon pictures.
&&&& can you see that?
I gave myself a Hello Kitty Necklace!!!
lol lol lol.
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Ok thats all.
Back to originals :)
*see! Black top again! oooo i love to dress in black!*So i have a sorethroat..
Super 'awesome'..my voice changes from time to time, super sexy.
fml -_-
Ok i gotta go.
Im supposed to be drawing my ERD, not blogging =P
BYE!